Saturday, December 22, 2012

Dick.

Sometimes all you need to end a day is some dick... Some mcdick. (Note: some real dick would be nice too but that probably won't happen for a while. It's hard when I have an over active sex drive. And it also doesn't help that sex is a common topic at work).
I love mcdick, even if it makes me fatter.

The average person puts and keeps on 1 pound every year at Christmas. I wouldn't mind gaining 5 pounds by the time I'm 30.
Plus, I was told by 4 people today how I have a perfect bottom. Thank you lulu. Not many people can go shopping and only walk out of the mall with something for themselves. But I sure can.

I'm tired and I look forward to my day off. Maybe I'll actually get some stuff for other people tomorrow...