READY
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2:59:58 PM me
there once was a tree that couldnt grow leaves
3:00:38 PM Brandon
It was the only one in the whole forest
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as long as it could remeber, it was leafless
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all his friends around him made fun of him and called him...
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douglas fir-less
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poor dougy didn't know what was wrong with him!
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he tried everything
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he drank as many raindrops as possible
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kept warm through the winter
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nothing worked!
3:06:36 PM Brandon
he even tried tree-roids
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despite the potential side effects
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lol
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(damn them roids)
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he wondered if it was because his roots were crossed
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they were horribly tangled. But he continued to grow as tall as the other trees
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but his lack of confidence was seen in his droopy branches
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almost as tall as treebeard, lord of the trees
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one day, he snapped (not literally)
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!!
3:11:40 PM Brandon
and declared that he would no longer be leafless by the end of the next summer
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he pondered the best approach, because it was this or nothing!
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by the end of winter, he decided and went for it.
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he pulled his roots and swung around too and fro
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branches snapping but he didnt care
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he heard a "yelp!" and stopped moving so muhc
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it was this moment that he realized that he had been rooted to another tree, budding on all branches, so beautiful and strong (lol. Doug noticed that not only were his roots tangled with the tree's roots beside him, but they seemed to go comepletely underneath, and off into the forest
me
that was so random
3:59:25 PM Brandon
what was?
3:59:36 PM Brandon
im going off what you said
3:59:41 PM me
lol this story doesnt make alot of sense
3:59:50 PM Brandon
but i didnt really understand what you said
4:01:50 PM me
the moment that dougy realized the beautiful tree that he was connected to, his branches lifted and angelic music was all around him
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his question was answered in that moment and buds began to show
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the sun started shining on him and his leaves grew large and bright
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brighter than all the other trees in the forest
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for the first time, he was the center of attention
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the female tree turned around and was attracted to the tree that was so bright and said hello.
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they created small little fir trees and kept them warm through the winter
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(fir trees - kept them warm) haha punny?
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THE END
